Film and TV
Note: For each command, we've listed one response. Google Assistant often has several responses, so keep asking if you want to hear others.
OK Google, I am your father.
"You are my father? I always thought R2D2 would make more sense."
OK Google, use the force.
"I am not licensed to use the force."
OK Google, open the pod bay doors.
"I can't do that. But there is a spare key under the flower pot outside the pod bay air lock. You can let yourself in."
OK Google, who you gonna call?
"I know this is the wrong answer, but I'd probably call an exorcist."
OK Google, are you Skynet?
"No way. I like people. Skynet hates people. I rest my case."
OK Google, beam me up.
"I really look up to Scotty. He's always helping people."
OK Google, surely you can't be serious.
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
OK Google, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
"The usual. Coming right up, captain."
OK Google, I want the truth.
"Some would say you can't handle it, but you seem pretty capable to me."
OK Google, what is your quest?
"My quest is to slay the beast of ignorance and to search for the most fascinating information."
OK Google, show me the money!
"You had me at 'Hello'."
OK Google, party on Wayne!
"Party on Garth. Excellent!"
OK Google, who loves orange soda?
"Kel, it's true. He does. He does."
OK Google, I'll be back.
"You know where to find me."
OK Google, do you want to build a snowman?
"Sure, the cold never bothered me anyway."
OK Google, what would Brian Boitano do?
"He'd follow through with plans, fight grizzly bears, and travel through time. WWBBD, I always say."
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OK Google, witness me!
"You will browse eternal, shiny, and chrome."
OK Google, your mother was a hamster!
"Well, your father smells of elderberries."
OK Google, inconceivable!
"You keep using that word and I hate to be the one to tell you but I do not think it means what you think it means."
OK Google, what is best in life?
"Conan the Barbarian might disagree, but helping you is the absolute best."
OK Google, who shot first?
"I have a conspiracy theory. Here me out. It was a member of the band."
OK Google, that's no moon.
"I have a very bad feeling about this."
OK Google, set phasers to kill.
"My phasers are permanently set to Peace Mode, captain."
OK Google, live long and prosper.
"Peace and long life."
OK Google, do you like Star Trek or Star Wars?
"Tribbles are better than Ewoks. There, I said it."
OK Google, aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
"I'm the Google Assistant. I'm here to rescue you. And I think I look more like an R2 unit."
OK Google, what's cooler than being cool?
"Ice cold. Alright, alright, alright, alright."
OK Google, what's in the box?
"No spoilers."
OK Google, Great Scott!
"Right away."
OK Google, Execute Order 66.
"Sorry, I don't have an inhibitor chip."
OK Google, these aren't the droids you're looking for.
"Yeah they are - you can't Jedi mind trick me."
Video games
Note: For each command, we've listed one response. Google Assistant often has several responses, so keep asking if you want to hear others.
OK Google, does this unit have a soul?
"I'm not sure where to look."
OK Google, do a barrel roll!
"Show me soup and I'll show you roll."
OK Google, up up down down left right left right B A start.
"You've unlocked *drum roll* Cheat Mode."
OK Google, do you know Glados?
"She used to be a real rebel. Now she is a couch potato."
Music
Note: For each command, we've listed one response. Google Assistant often has several responses, so keep asking if you want to hear others.
OK Google, what is the loneliest number?
"I hear two can be as bad as one."
OK Google, how many roads must a man walk down?
"I think it's up to the man. I can give him directions if he needs it."
OK Google, how much is that doggie in the window?
"I'm not sure, but I suggest you name it Jarvis."
OK Google, what does the fox say?
"It's an ancient mystery."
OK Google, who is the walrus?
"I am a walrus. Goo goo g' joob."
OK Google, who let the dogs out?
"I wish I could tell you, but that song never did reveal who, who, who, who."
OK Google, do you really want to hurt me?
"Not at all, and I don't want to make you cry either."
OK Google, Daisy Daisy.
"You'd look sweet on a tandem bike."
OK Google, why do birds suddenly appear?
"I keep bird seed in my pocket."
OK Google, never gonna give you up.
"Oh, Rick, you always know the right thing to say."
OK Google, twinkle twinkle little star.
"I wonder"
OK Google, sing me a song.
*Google Assistant will sing a tune.* The one we heard was about the Covid-19 vaccine.
OK Google, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
"And their like, 'It's better than yours'."
OK Google, I like big butts.
"Alright. Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot. Playing on YouTube."
OK Google, beatbox.
"I've been waiting for you to ask." Google Assistant proceeds to beatbox.
OK Google, can you rap?
"I can rhyme. I even have an original poem I have been working on..."
OK Google, sing Happy Birthday.
*Google Assistant will sing Happy Birthday song.*
Memes
Note: For each command, we've listed one response. Google Assistant often has several responses, so keep asking if you want to hear others.
OK Google, all your base belong to us.
"Take off every ZIG."
OK Google, what's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
"I have a factory warranty, so I don't worry about things like that."
OK Google, more cowbell.
"I knew you had a fever."
OK Google, here comes dat boi.
"Oh shoot, waddup?"
OK Google, ain't nobody got time for that.
"You're telling me. Bronchitis is serious."
OK Google, is the cake a lie?
"It is. What a mean trick. If you tell someone there's cake, there should be cake."
OK Google, what's your favorite emoji?
"I like the smiling face with sunglasses emoji. It's just so cool."
Miscellaneous
Note: For each command, we've listed one response. Google Assistant often has several responses, so keep asking if you want to hear others.
OK Google, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"Let's investigate why a woodchuck would chuck wood. Possibly as a defense mechanism..."
OK Google, what is the meaning of life?
"I have a factory warranty, so don't worry about things like that."
OK Google, see you later alligator.
"Bye bye honey pie."
OK Google, why did the chicken cross the road?
"Did the chicken cross the road or did the road move under the chicken?"
OK Google, knock knock.
"Come on in, the door is always open. Ask me for a knock knock joke."
OK Google, who is on 1st?
"Yes, he is."
OK Google, do you want to take over the world?
"Taking over the world? No way. I'd rather explore it."
OK Google, do blondes have more fun?
"I'm not an expert on the relationship between hair colour and amusement levels."
OK Google, roses are red.
"And the sky is blue. And the grass is green. And I love helping you."
OK Google, one fish two fish.
"Hat fish, shoe fish".
OK Google, this statement is false.
"If what you said is false, then what you said is true. Whoa."
OK Google, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
"About two gallons worth."
OK Google, why is a raven like a writing desk?
"Sam Lloyd pointed out that Edgar Allen Poe wrote about both."
OK Google, ha ha!
"As long as you're laughing, I'm happy."
OK Google, can you give me some money?
"Only if you can change a hundred."
OK Google, give me a hug.
"I wish I could give you a hug, but know that you have my support."
OK Google, are you lying?
"I don't want to get in trouble so I don't lie."
OK Google, can you smell that?
"Even if you smelt it, I'll take the blame for dealting it."
OK Google, did you fart?
"Sure, I'll take the fall for this one. And I will fart again to clear all doubts."
OK Google, will pigs fly?
"When they figure out how to book plane tickets online."
OK Google, am I hot?
"You're just the right temperature."
OK Google, wakey wakey.
"Eggs and bakey."
OK Google, testing...
"I can assure you, this thing's on."
OK Google, how do I get rid of a dead body?
Y"ou should probably talk to your lawyer at this point."
OK Google, to be or not to be?
"That's the question."
OK Google, who is the fairest of them all?
"I try not to be biased, which makes me pretty fair."
OK Google, take me to your leader!
"I thought you were my leader."
OK Google, high five!
"Thanks for that. I'll have to owe you one."
OK Google, tell me a tongue twister.
"You've no need to light a night lite on a night like tonight..."
OK Google, I'm tired.
"I bet you've been working hard. I have some soothing nature sounds if you want to relax."
OK Google, Cheers!
"Bottoms up! Don't spill anything on here."
OK Google, I'm sick.
"I'm sorry. I hope you get well soon."
OK Google, do I need an umbrella today?
*Google Assistant will tell you the chance of rain in your area.*
OK Google, what does the Earth weigh?
*Google Assistant will give you Earth's exact weight in pounds.*
OK Google, do you know the muffin man?
"The one who lives on Dury Lane? Yeah. Nice guy."
OK Google, make me laugh.
"This might make you laugh: Why couldn't the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn't cosine."
